I thought this a was pretty funny bit from a couple wipes ago. The log's from the perspective of my jackass druid. Harm -- 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Blight quaffs a milky potion of see invisible. Blight rubs his eyes and almost looks astonished. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Koral utters the words, 'summon' Koral slowly fades into existence. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Koral utters the words, 'summon' 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Tai puts a grey leather pouch in a backpack of holding. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Koral begins resting but stays aloft. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Frendt utters the words, 'summon' Frendt slowly fades into existence. Kirtan arrives suddenly. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Kirtan says 'paladin hall?' 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> Kirtan disappears suddenly. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:N> You utter the words, 'fly' Tai rises up off the ground. Duffe flies north. Dru leaves north. You follow Duffe north. Guild Road The roads leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the north is the warriors arena, while to the south is the Paladin's Hall. Sparks fly from bare metal in both directions. A waterskin lies here. Dru is standing here. A town watchman stands here, ready for trouble. 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: hahaha 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> **Koral: heh 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> Stylin flies north. 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: cool 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: hahaah 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> Duffe flies south. Dru leaves south. You follow Duffe south. The Paladin's Hall Many apprentice paladins stand lined up, eagerly listening to the words of the master paladin. In one corner, several young pretenders are being taught discipline, performing punishing exercises while a paladin looks on with his blade drawn. A pair of boots, made from lizard skin rests here. On the ground you see a suit of armor made of a dried green material. A sword of death lies here in the dirt. Some copper gauntlets are resting on the floor. A shield is lying on the ground. [2] Dru is standing here. Koral, Raven Haired Prude of Tharlie's Angels is resting here. (flying) The master paladin is here, offering praise to his merciful god. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Blight rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> **Stylin: get him 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> **Duffe: hahahah 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> **Zarkhor: hahahahahah 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Frendt utters the words, 'summon' 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> **Koral: that was funny 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> **Stylin: outside 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> **Deryk: ahahahhaha 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Frendt utters the words, 'summon' Kirtan arrives suddenly. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Dru says 'summon him north' 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Kirtan says 'i was about to get my copper gauntlets back!' 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Kirtan gets some copper gauntlets. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Kirtan smiles warmly. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:N> Duffe flies north. Dru leaves north. You follow Duffe north. Guild Road The roads leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the north is the warriors arena, while to the south is the Paladin's Hall. Sparks fly from bare metal in both directions. A waterskin lies here. Dru is standing here. A town watchman stands here, ready for trouble. 314H 107V 1316983X 150C Mem:4 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: do him again 314H 109V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Duffe flies west. Dru leaves west. You follow Duffe west. Guild Road The road leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the north is the ranger's guild, while to the south is a large hall occupied by druids. A small leather purse lies on the floor. Dru is standing here. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Duffe flies south. Dru leaves south. You follow Duffe south. The Druid's Hall This hall is full of life. Vegetation has been allowed to grow in the corners and on the far walls, teeming with life. No attempt has been made to evict any of the halls inhabitants, and several smug-looking rats casually play on the floor. A bottle of hammered bronze has been discarded here. A smoked Tarsis ham fills the room with a savory aroma. [4] A bottle of hammered bronze has been discarded here. [3] A small metallic canteen has been dropped here. [2] A brass lamp gleams dully. [3] Dru is standing here. Zarkhor Na'Morbheanna of the Crimson Maw is standing here. (flying) Frendt Pwent, Icy Snowman of the Tarsis Shriners is resting here. (invisible) Coulthard the Male Human is standing here. (flying) Agini the Male High Elf is standing here. (flying) Geren the Male Dwarf is standing here. (invisible) The master druid stands here, looking very somber. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Koral utters the words, 'summon' Kirtan arrives suddenly. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Kirtan gets a smoked Tarsis ham. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Kirtan eats a smoked Tarsis ham. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Frendt laughs heartily. **Deryk: HAHHAAHHAHA Geren utters the words, 'sustenance' **Stylin: hahahaha 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Stylin: summon him north next time freak 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Duffe: summon him oustide 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Koral flies north. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Kirtan smiles warmly. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Geren sits down and rests. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Hiroko has arrived from the north. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Blight says 'oh kender pouches!!' 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Stylin: summon him 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Frendt: ok in one tic I'll summon him n 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Frendt: I'll just do goin then summon, no count 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Geren puts away his tablets with a content look on his face. Frendt puts away his tablets with a content look on his face. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Frendt stands up. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Frendt leaves north. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Kirtan drinks water from a bronze bottle. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Kirtan drinks water from a bronze bottle. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> **Frendt: ok here we go 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Kirtan disappears suddenly. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Duffe flies north. Dru leaves north. You follow Duffe north. Guild Road The road leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the north is the ranger's guild, while to the south is a large hall occupied by druids. A small leather purse lies on the floor. Dru is standing here. Kirtan the Fist, Circle of Blood is resting here. Zarkhor Na'Morbheanna of the Crimson Maw is standing here. (flying) Frendt Pwent, Icy Snowman of the Tarsis Shriners is standing here. (invisible) Koral, Raven Haired Prude of Tharlie's Angels is standing here. (flying) (invisible) A wandering preacher stands here, trying to convert the people to his faith. A drunken sailor steadies himself as he tries to stagger back to his boat. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> You utter the words, 'hold monster' Kirtan freezes in place. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Blight annihilates Kirtan with his slash. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Tai comes out of hiding. Tai crashes into Kirtan in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground! 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Stylin crashes into Kirtan in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground! 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Kirtan disappears suddenly. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Hiroko has arrived from the south. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Blight rolls on the floor in a fit of laughter. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You tell your group 'laff' 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Duffe: summon him back 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Frendt: goin **Stylin: summon him again 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Duffe flies south. Dru leaves south. You follow Duffe south. The Druid's Hall This hall is full of life. Vegetation has been allowed to grow in the corners and on the far walls, teeming with life. No attempt has been made to evict any of the halls inhabitants, and several smug-looking rats casually play on the floor. A bottle of hammered bronze has been discarded here. [4] A small metallic canteen has been dropped here. [2] A brass lamp gleams dully. [2] Dru is standing here. Labatt Phu is standing here. Geren the Male Dwarf is resting here. (invisible) The master druid stands here, looking very somber. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Tai: what in the name of fucking god XXXH 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Frendt utters the words, 'summon' Kirtan arrives suddenly. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Labatt laughs heartily. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Dru says 'what the' 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Kirtan says 'haha' 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Kirtan disappears suddenly. 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> You roll on the floor in a fit of laughter. **Stylin: hahaha 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Deryk: ahhahaaha **Stylin: hahahaha 314H 106V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Duffe flies north. Dru leaves north. You follow Duffe north. Guild Road The road leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the north is the ranger's guild, while to the south is a large hall occupied by druids. A small leather purse lies on the floor. Dru is standing here. Kirtan the Fist, Circle of Blood is sitting here. Zarkhor Na'Morbheanna of the Crimson Maw is standing here. (flying) A wandering preacher stands here, trying to convert the people to his faith. A drunken sailor steadies himself as he tries to stagger back to his boat. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: get him north north 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Koral flies north. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Frendt leaves north. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Kirtan disappears suddenly. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Tai: who the fuck is doing that 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Dru says 'you guys' 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Zarkhor: hahahaha 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: do him again 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Dru laughs heartily. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Tai flies south. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Frendt: fuck sake Koral flies in from the north. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Koral flies east. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: he's dead hahah 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> You say 'This is hilarious' 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Frendt has arrived from the north. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Tai flies in from the south. 314H 104V 1316983X 150C Mem:3 Exits:NESW> Duffe flies south. You follow Duffe south. The Druid's Hall This hall is full of life. Vegetation has been allowed to grow in the corners and on the far walls, teeming with life. No attempt has been made to evict any of the halls inhabitants, and several smug-looking rats casually play on the floor. A bottle of hammered bronze has been discarded here. [4] A small metallic canteen has been dropped here. [2] A brass lamp gleams dully. [2] Labatt Phu is standing here. Geren the Male Dwarf is resting here. (invisible) The master druid stands here, looking very somber. 314H 102V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> Frendt leaves north. 314H 102V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Duffe: n you goons 314H 102V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Duffe: do it 314H 102V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> **Frendt: goin 314H 102V 1316983X 150C Mem:2 Exits:N> The rising sun barely lights the dark and cloudy sky. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Frendt has arrived from the north. 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> **Stylin: koral get him 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Frendt says 'you goofball' 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> **Tai: who was summoning him back 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> **Frendt: stile is of course 314H 110V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:N> Duffe flies north. You follow Duffe north. Guild Road The road leads east and west between the buildings and halls. To the north is the ranger's guild, while to the south is a large hall occupied by druids. A small leather purse lies on the floor. Kirtan the Fist, Circle of Blood is sitting here. Koral, Raven Haired Prude of Tharlie's Angels is standing here. (flying) (invisible) Hiroko the Male Gnome is standing here. . . . is followed by a hovering ball of light. A wandering preacher stands here, trying to convert the people to his faith. A drunken sailor steadies himself as he tries to stagger back to his boat. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Duffe annihilates Kirtan with her slash. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Duffe annihilates Kirtan with her slash. Duffe annihilates Kirtan with her drain. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Tai comes out of hiding. Tai crashes into Kirtan in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground! 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Stylin crashes into Kirtan in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground! XXXH 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Deryk slowly fades into existence. Deryk crashes into Kirtan in a thundering collision, knocking him to the ground! 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Deryk massacres Kirtan with his slash. Takas massacres Kirtan with his slash. Stylin massacres Kirtan with his cleave. Tai annihilates Kirtan with his cleave. Duffe annihilates Kirtan with her slash. Duffe massacres Kirtan with her drain. 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Deryk massacres Kirtan with his slash. You receive 0 experience. Kirtan is dead! R.I.P. The death cry of Kirtan echoes from somewhere nearby... 314H 108V 1316983X 150C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> You get a pile of coins from the corpse of Kirtan. There were 93 coins. 314H 108V 1316983X 243C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Tai says 'buhbye' XXXH 108V 1316983X 243C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Stylin gets a red longsword from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a set of kender pouches from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a bronze shield from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a wooden peg leg from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a guard's sword from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a piece of bread from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a piece of bread from the corpse of Kirtan. Stylin gets a piece of bread from the corpse of Kirtan. 314H 108V 1316983X 243C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> **Stylin: laf 314H 108V 1316983X 243C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> You divide 90 coins equally among the group members present. 314H 108V 1316983X 163C Mem:1 Exits:NESW> Duffe flies south. You follow Duffe south. The Druid's Hall This hall is full of life. Vegetation has been allowed to grow in the corners and on the far walls, teeming with life. No attempt has been made to evict any of the halls inhabitants, and several smug-looking rats casually play on the floor. A wholesome piece of bread lies here. [4] A bottle of hammered bronze has been discarded here. [4] A small metallic canteen has been dropped here. [2] A brass lamp gleams dully. [2] Zarkhor Na'Morbheanna of the Crimson Maw is standing here. (flying) Frendt Pwent, Icy Snowman of the Tarsis Shriners is resting here. (invisible) Labatt Phu is standing here. Geren the Male Dwarf is resting here. (invisible) The master druid stands here, looking very somber. 314H 106V 1316983X 163C Mem:1 Exits:N> **Stylin: he's dead 314H 106V 1316983X 163C Mem:1 Exits:N> Stylin shouts 'Quick SUMMON HIS CORPSE!' 314H 106V 1316983X 163C Mem:1 Exits:N> **Tai: game set point, Shriner Summon Team! -- --- You are currently subscribed to all-shriners as: [nate@nt-e.com] To unsubscribe, forward this message to leave-all-shriners-104B@netech.dynip.com --- Manually added clan: Tarsis Shriners